“Designing pages in HTML is like having sex in a bathtub. If you don’t know anything about sex, it won’t do you any good to know a lot about bathtubs.”
“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.”
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Mitch Hedberg:
“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.”
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From the 1985 movie “Bliss”:
“The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.”
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Gen. John Sedgwick:
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Jake’s Brainpan – 11/17/2001; 6:11:52 PM Thomas Jefferson. “The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.”
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